Do Longwood Lure Company Products Work?
Yes, while we understand it's hard to believe, Longwood Lure products are highly effective fishing lures. We were just as shocked as you when we realized it too. The unique design of each of our lures creates an excitement that every fish can't wait to get their lips on. Don't take my word for it, check out our gallery below for our just a few of our best catches.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
You'll probably get it.
TRACKING YOUR ORDER
Ask the post office, that one weird guy behind the counter may or may not know its whereabouts. He's probably keeping it. For 19.95 an hour we will personnally hire a child to locate it for you, maybe mow your lawn, rake leaves, shovel snow, something.
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
We guarantee nothing. Except that. And that. But not that. Or that.
100% SECURE ORDERING
This is the only thing we can be sure of.
You're shopping for dick worms. We won't tell if you don't.
No. Wait. Find the nearest pay phone and yell into it. Someone is listening 24/7.